Shit I Want to Say at Work But Can't Jar | 60 Unfiltered Workplace Affirmations | Coworker Gift | Office Humor

SHIT I WANT TO SAY AT WORK... BUT CAN'T JAR 60 Unfiltered Workplace Affirmations Because professionalism is exhausting. Some days you smile politely. Some days you mute yourself on Zoom. Some days you desperately need a reminder that you're not the only one surrounded by absolute nonsense. The Shit I Want to Say at Work... But Can't Jar is packed with 60 brutally honest workplace affirmations for anyone who's ever survived pointless meetings, impossible deadlines, office politics, clueless coworkers, or customers who seem determined to test the limits of human patience. Each scroll delivers the kind of commentary you wish you could say out loud—but probably shouldn't. Perfect for desks, break rooms, home offices, administrative professionals, managers, customer service workers, healthcare staff, teachers, retail employees, and anyone hanging on by caffeine and sarcasm. Contains swear words, dark humor, and an unhealthy amount of workplace truth. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ WHAT'S INCLUDED • 60 individually hand-rolled workplace affirmations • Coordinating elastic bands • Surprise bonus "Employee of the Day" card • Gift-ready packaging ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ PAPER FINISH OPTIONS 🤍 Classic White A clean, crisp look with black elastic bands. 🌈 Pastel Mix A playful assortment of soft pastel colors with coordinating elastic bands. 📜 Parchment A timeless, vintage-inspired finish with black elastic bands. 🩶 Soft Grey Modern, sleek, and just the right amount of dead inside. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ JAR DETAILS • Acrylic jar (hard plastic) • Black screw-top lid • Jar Size: 3.5" H × 2.5" Diameter • Each affirmation card measures 3.5" × 2.5" • Scrolls are individually rolled and secured by hand ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ PERFECT FOR • Coworker gifts • Office birthdays • Administrative Professionals Day • White elephant exchanges • Secret Santa gifts • Work besties • Burnout prevention (results not guaranteed) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ THE TIRED NURSE DIFFERENCE Every jar is designed, printed, rolled, assembled, and packaged by our small family business in Iowa. We believe laughter makes difficult days a little easier—and some days, sarcasm is the closest thing to therapy. Made in Iowa with love and a lot of sarcasm. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ SHIPPING Orders ship within 1–2 business days. Each jar is individually wrapped and carefully packaged to protect it during transit. We proudly ship worldwide.