Hyperbole, the most amazing thing ever hooded sweatshirt, funny English teacher gift hoodie, exaggerate, grammar, Unisex Hoodie

Please read ALL listing details BEFORE placing your order! By placing your order you are agreeing to all shop policies. Like this design but want to see it on another item? Most of our designs are available as Unisex t-shirts, Unisex Lightweight Long sleeve tees, Unisex Hoodies, Unisex Sweatshirts, Ladies V-neck tees and many are also available as Ladies racerback tanks, Men's muscle tanks, coffee mugs, travel mugs, tote bags and kids tees. You can find these other items by searching our shop with the first few words of this listings title or if you can't find it, send us a message and we will help out! With the exception of items in our "ready to ship" section, all of our items are made to order and processing time is 3-6 BUSINESS days, this excludes all holidays and weekends. When ordering, we do recommend that you place your order 2 weeks before your "need by" date. (3-4 weeks for customers outside of the US). The delivery estimates shown by the Etsy system are based on the earliest possible ship date and are not always realistic. Please look at the last possible "estimated" delivery date, not the earliest. Again, the earliest delivery date is often unrealistic. We DO NOT guarantee any specific delivery date as the postal carriers will not. No refunds will given for delay, loss or damage created by a postal carrier service. We do allow cancellations of orders as long as the cancellation request is made within 2 hours of placing your order, no exceptions will be made to this policy. With the exception of customized/personalized orders, we do accept returns and exchanges as long as the exchange/return is initiated within 14 days of delivery, please contact us for the correct return address BEFORE initiating a return. Buyer is responsible for all return shipping costs. Customized/personalized items CANNOT be returned or exchanged, however, if there is an issue with your order, please contact us. (Please be sure to check spelling before submitting your order!) Please contact us with any questions or concerns (sizing, shipping, etc.) before ordering! Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings! • 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²) • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling • Double-lined hood with matching drawcord • Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle • 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex • Front pouch pocket • Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador Hoodie will come with text color shown. Please contact me BEFORE ordering if you are interested in different hoodie color or different text color. If you are sending to multiple addresses, you MUST place each order separately! Please do not place an order with multiple items and then include a note with multiple addresses, this will not be honored. All items in the order will be sent to the address you used at checkout. ********If you would like a different color text, please contact us FIRST. "Notes to the seller" with different wording or text color requests will not be honored, a custom listing will need to be created for you.*********** This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!