Cousin Eddie, Christmas Vacation Badge Reel

"Oh, the silent majesty of a winter’s morn...the clean, cool chill of the holiday air...and an asshole in his bathrobe emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer. Shitter was full!” Belt Reel Style: * Alligator (Right, in picture above) * Belt Clip (left, in picture above) Specifics: Acrylic shape is 2" tall x 1.5" wide. Made with Ultrafine glitter, vinyl overlay, and sealed with UV resin (this makes it super shiny.) lease choose your badge clip style - Belt clip (left), alligator (right). Belt clip - retractable, does not swivel. Alligator - retractable, swivels *** If you chose the "no badge reel" option, you are only purchasing the topper. You will not receive a badge reel. You can easily attach it to your reel of choice using your own velco. I do not sell/provide velcro to make the reels interchangeable. *** Care Instructions: This badge is sealed with acrylic and UV resin. Acrylics can break if dropped or knocked against hard surfaces. Please do not wipe with alcohol as it will dull the shine. Avoid prolonged exposure to water and extreme heat. All items are handmade. Small imperfections, bubbles, speckles, color variations, and/or waves are not imperfections and do not justify a return/exchange. PERSONALIZED ITEMS ARE NOT ELIGIBLE FOR A RETURN. Functionality of hardware is guaranteed for 30 days. ** Processing time: 2-3 weeks because each item is handmade to order. If you would like to expedite your order, please message me. **