Golden Girls Car Air Freshener: Blanche Devereaux, Eat Dirt and Die

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Seller:: TheBlancheBoutique · 4.92% positive (239)
Shipping:: $6.89
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Add a little Southern sass to your daily drive with this hilariously bold car air freshener featuring Blanche and the iconic quote: "Eat dirt and die, trash!" Set against a pink monstera leaf background, it’s the perfect blend of glamour, greenery, and glorious attitude. Whether you're a die-hard Golden Girls fan or just love a touch of drama with your dashboard, this freshener brings personality and a burst of freshness to any ride. Makes a cheeky gift for your favorite Blanche or a fabulous treat for yourself. .: Material: 100% 80 pt. paper board .: 3 scents (Pine, New Car, Onyx Frost) .: Same design duplicated on both sides

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Price last checked: Aug 3, 2026. Prices may change — always confirm the final price on the retailer’s site.

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Handmade By: Another company or person
Made: Made to order
Listing Type: Physical
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