Vitals Are Stable I Am Not Sticker, Funny Nurse Sticker, Healthcare Worker Humor

Funny nurse humor sticker featuring “Vitals Are Stable. I Am Not.” Perfect for nurses, healthcare workers, ICU staff, and medical students. 🩺 Vitals Are Stable. I Am Not. – Funny Nurse Humor Sticker If you work in healthcare, you know the feeling. This sarcastic nurse sticker perfectly captures the chaos of long shifts, endless charting, and the emotional rollercoaster of working in healthcare. Featuring a dramatic black cat with the phrase “Vitals Are Stable. I Am Not.”, this sticker is perfect for nurses, medical professionals, and healthcare workers who appreciate a little dark humor during the shift. Great for decorating laptops, water bottles, badge reels, Kindles, notebooks, and more. 💙 Why You'll Love It • High-quality waterproof vinyl sticker • Durable and weather-resistant • Scratch-resistant laminate coating • Perfect for laptops, water bottles, tumblers, Kindles, notebooks, and more • Professionally printed with vibrant colors 📏 Product Details • Available sizes: 2", 3", or 4" (measured by longest side) • Material: Premium waterproof vinyl • Finish options: Glossy or holographic • Die-cut for a clean, professional look • Suitable for indoor and outdoor use 🎁 Perfect Gift For • Nurses • Healthcare workers • Medical students • ICU nurses • ER nurses • Nursing school graduates • Coworkers in healthcare • Anyone who understands nurse humors 📦 Shipping • Orders ship within 1–3 business days • Stickers are carefully packaged to prevent bending or damage • Tracking provided on all orders 💬 Customer Support If you have any questions about your order, please feel free to reach out anytime. I’m always happy to help and want to make sure you love your sticker!