Three Coffees No Lunch Comfort Colors Shirt, Funny Coffee Tee, Dark Humor Shirt, Sarcastic Work Tee, Warrior Graphic Shirt, Weird Funny Tee

hree coffees. no lunch. standing on a pile of skulls. thriving. ⚔️☕ this warrior did not eat today. this warrior does not plan to. this warrior has a sword, a helmet, and approximately four hours of sleep and she is still the most dangerous person in the room. this is the shirt for people who run entirely on caffeine, spite, and the audacity to keep going. why this shirt is your entire personality: comfort colors 1717 because you deserve something soft when everything else is chaos, garment-dyed heavyweight cotton with that perfectly worn-in feel, relaxed fit for people who skipped lunch again and are fine about it, printed with direct to garment technology so the design is dyed into the fabric — no cracking, no peeling, no thick print sitting on top, available in multiple colors for your various overcaffeinated moods. ☕ makes a perfect gift for the coworker who hasn't eaten since Tuesday, the girl who puts "busy" as her personality, or anyone who has ever said "i'll eat when i'm dead" and meant it a little too seriously. she conquered nations before noon. on an empty stomach. don't ask her how she's doing. This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee brings a playful dark-fantasy edge to everyday wear. A battle-ready warrior strides across a mound of skulls beneath bold type that reads “THREE COFFEES / NO LUNCH,” blending tongue-in-cheek caffeine culture with gritty illustration. The shirt’s soft, garment-dyed finish gives the print a lived-in, vintage feel that pairs naturally with worn denim, layered flannels, or a cozy hoodie on colder days. Wear it to game nights, early-morning creative sessions, or long studio days when coffee is the only fuel — it reads like a badge of honor for anyone leaning into late starts, big projects, or an irreverent sense of humor. The relaxed fit and heavyweight cotton mean this tee holds its shape and print while feeling substantial and comfortable. Available in a wide range of colors and sizes, it adapts to different personal styles and silhouettes without losing that rough-and-ready vibe. This is for folks who appreciate detailed, narrative art and want clothing that tells a small story about their day-to-day: caffeinated, persistent, and a little bit dark. Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton — substantial 6.1 oz heavyweight for durability and body - Garment-dyed after construction for a softened color and vintage texture - Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric and double-needle stitching on all seams - Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette; sewn-in label - Available S–4XL and in 58 color options (made in Honduras) Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean